Among the other things that I collect are names. I go by a million different names. Among the first were Lilly. Some guy at school mistook me for someone else and called me by that name, and it just kind of stuck.

So, several years down the road, I discover the Who and they have a song called Pictures of Lily! Awesome! I find the song on Dad's old records, listen to it... and... it's about... masturbation.

It amuses me to no end when I listen to Pictures of Lily. It hasn't gotten old YET. Part because I can't imagine anybody EVER whacking it to my image, part because I'm very immature and still find masturbation jokes and references to be freakin' hilarious.

I'm very easily amused.