COMMERCIALS THAT MUST DIE

1) Jetta: You know, those ones where someone suggests they do something fun, like taking a hike or going dancing. Then the guy gets all offended. The questioner is all, "WTF is going on?" Someone comes up and explains "NOT ALL JETTA OWNERS LIKE TO GO DANCING!" or whatever they were asked to do. Then some guy in a suit jacket and lederhosen comes on with "Stereotyping is stupid!" Honestly, was somebody on CRACK when they came up with this commercial!?

2) Carlos Mencia: Personally, I don't think he's funny. His entire repertoire is RACIST JOKE RACIST JOKE RACIST JOKE RACIST JOKE RACIST JOKE STEREOTYPE STEREOTYPE STEREOTYPE SEXIST JOKE HA HA HA. But what's even worse is that his commercials are on every time Comedy Central takes a break from something. Stop it already!

3) Cars: Both of 'em. The movie AND the actual objects themselves. Car commercials are generally whacked-out anyway, and while the Cars commercials were cute at first, they're way overplayed now.

4) Disney 365/411: Honestly, folks, I just wanna watch The Buzz on Maggie. You don't have to interrupt every five or ten minutes telling us shit about Hannah Montana. She's "singing" at Disneyworld. We get it; the elementary-school crowd that wants to go has it written down; move on already!

5) Mobizzo: Another goddamn mobile phone thing. The fact that telephones are meant primarily for speaking to other people seems to be lost nowadays, under all the MP3-player-features, graphics, ringtones, and all that. Mobizzo annoys me in particular because it has Napoleon Dynamite voicetones, and I hates me some Napoleon Dynamite.

That's it for today, folks. I'll surely come up with more soon.

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A commercial I wish they'd bring back:That Church of Christ (or something like that) commercial where it showed a congregation sitting in a church, and whenever somebody did something "wrong", they would be ejected from the seat. The commercial ended with "God doesn't reject people. Neither do we."I haven't seen it in awhile. I love that one. XD