I'm feeling strange today.

On the one hand, I feel energetic and peppy and just wanna get out and explore the world and share love with everyone I meet!

But on the other hand, I'm feeling too lazy to do chores that Karen can't be arsed to do (which is why she makes ME do them). I don't want to lick the freaking bathroom clean, I don't wanna load and unload the dishwasher, and I don't wanna clean up their bathroom, too.

On the other hand--holy shit, when did I grow three arms?