Know what would be a cool band name? Riot Act.

Or Polaris and the Space Cadets (my dad calls weird people "space cadets"--most often, the people I like the most in the world, like Yoko Ono or Pete Townshend).

Or Shaved Radioactive Weasel Parts.

...I like the first and second ones best. :D It's a pity I suck at making music, otherwise I'd have a pretty cool band.