One day, I'm going to create a protest group called God Loves Peace and Boobies.

We're going to protest against the war and beg for a channel featuring nothing BUT nudity. But it won't be pornographic. It'll just have nudists on TV doing stuff. Just to piss off the people who say ZOMG NUDITY IZ SO BAD AND UNNATURAL SHIELD THE CHILLUNS EYES OMG OMGOMG. I can guarantee that, if we had such a group, we would certainly get some damn attention for the cause of peace. XP

And besides, you know God/dess loves tits. Come on--why else would all people have nipples, including men? Because God/dess couldn't get enough of boobies. God/dess was going to make us all women, but he/she decided that we had to reproduce, so he made flatchested women with an extra appendage that shoots baby gravy. *nods sagely*

I R SMRT LOL