SCENE FROM TODAY:

*Toddles into the bathroom for a shower*
"Hmm. There's a note on the soapdish."

...

"I can't read this."

...

"Hmm... broom? No, there's a dash between 'b' and 'room.' What the hell?"

...

"Well, okay. Sweep behind the bathroom door. But what's this down at the bottom?"

*squint*

"Well, it looks kinda like 'what have you been using for boy.' I dunno. My fingers, I guess."




You see, folks, this is why you need LEGIBLE FREAKING HANDWRITING.