Short naps cure everything.

I was feeling very depressed about an hour ago, so I flopped down in bed and snuggled up to a pillow. Then I woke up and felt a hundred times better. Cheerier! Peppier! Ready to spread love to the world as much as I can!

I had a short dream. I think I talked to Jesus in my dream. x3 Heheheheh~ At any rate, it was some guy with a beard who was really sweet and understanding and wise about it. He was cool.

I once wrote a short story about the return of Jesus. Jesus came back as a homeless hitchhiker to visit his various subjects around the world. I always get the suspicion that if Jesus were to return soon, he'd be pretty low on the ladder of society--he wouldn't be a great politician or a televangelist or anything. He wouldn't come back in a flashy way. He would show up, unnoticed, to observe his chilluns closely and live among them before reporting back to his mum (hey, I happen to view God as a woman--not the Virgin Mary, who I'm sure is wonderful, but I tend to view The Great Cosmic Everything as a feminine, nurturing force rather than an angry masculine war-force).

In the first little installment, he visited the house of a well-known batshit televangelist asking for shelter from a storm. The nice maid and butler invited him in, but the televangelist personally scolded them for doing so, because Jesus was getting mud on the carpet (he didn't know it was Jesus). Jesus sighed, imparted some wisdom (as he was so fond of doing in his original adventures), and left. In the next installment, he meets crust-punks and a hippie. GASP~

I'm not sure what I am. I've got several beliefs about God that don't exactly gel with any tradition that I know of, but I quite like Jesus and his messages. I don't think he was necessarily the son of God and we weren't necessarily saved through blood sacrifice.

Rather, I think Jesus' words and wisdom are the things that will save us. Peace, love, hope, tolerance, charity. That is what will save us from destruction. I'm not sure, though. Does anybody REALLY know for sure?

Until I get a full report from God Herself, I'll keep on believing what I've come to believe about the universe's keepers. Jesus will be my hippie-homeboy, Buddha will be a man of wisdom, Krishna will be a man to look up to, and Meher Baba will be a more recent source of great wisdom and knowledge.

On a totally random note:

There is NOTHING good on TV on weekends. wtfbbq.