So, being bored and with nothing to watch on TV, I drew a naked picture of two characters from my Carpe Noctem story (Seth--the vampire--and Lucy--his friend).

The picture turned out surprisingly good if you consider the fact that I've never drawn people in the buff before. I like how Lucy turned out. Seth looks a bit weird--I never CAN draw guys right. But Lucy looks awesome. Like... a temptress... or something? She's glancing at the viewer and licking her lips, at any rate. XP Seth, meanwhile, is holding onto her for dear life and looking snarky as usual.

Ufufufufufufu.

I was gonna include their friend Max in the fun, but unfortunately, both times I tried to draw him, he turned out looking rather silly. There wasn't quite enough room to the left of Lucy, and when I tried to draw him to the right of Seth (LOL BUTT TOUCH), he turned out looking like his arms were made of noodles with gloves on the end and his ass looked like it was made out of a trunk. D:

So no threesomey smutty goodness for now. Just Seth and Lucy making silly faces in the buff.

I would scan it, but my dad's computer is the one hooked up to the scanner. I don't think he'd really like it if he flipped through the stuff in the scan history and saw a picture of two naked snuggly people. XP

Also: Softcore porn is hilarious. I love digital cable sometimes. Turn it on in the middle of the night and there's two chicks making very bad come-ons toward one another.

"Hey, Christy, show me how Jimmy kissed you."
"Okay! Molly, show me how Billy kissed you!"
(commence long, drawn-out lesbian sex scene, which includes but is not limited to: fingering, bumping, breast-licking, and spooning)

Most of what I've seen on Skinemax is lesbian softcore. I think it's all the funnier that way. They come up with the dumbest "plots" (and while, yes, I know porn isn't known for its fantastic plots, when they try to come up with one, they're all insanely retarded--like Spiderbabe and Genie in a String Bikini); more like "excuses to shag one another silly."

There isn't any funny porn on tonight, though. I feel gypped. D: