Things You Probably Shouldn't Do While Driving:

Get a driving song (i.e. "Ramblin' Man", "Going Mobile", "Highway to Hell") stuck in your head.

Tear ass through a 25-mph neighborhood at 60mph making very sharp right turns and very wide left turns.

Stare at the road in front of the car or up at the clouds while you're on a busy high-speed street.

Nearly rear-end two street-sweepers.

Deliberately hit at stoplight at 45mph and then SLAM on the brakes just to shut your driving instructor the fuck up.

Go 65mph on a 35mph road.

In front of a cop.