I had a dream that I was an ice-fairy or something (some magical critter with ice powers anyway). I kept wandering alongside a river, then jumped over a railing and landed on a boat on its way to some city I really wanted to go to. There were some dark-haired dudes who asked me to be their bodyguard. I agreed and followed them around. They laughed uproariously at everything I had to say; I dunno why. XP Cute guys, though. One had a nose at least as big as Frank Zappa's, and that amused me.

COSMIC DEBRIS~

Anyway, the guys were making trouble at a hotel. So the management threw us out and no other hotel would take us because they were even more troublesome than Keith Moon and KISS put together when it came to the destruction of hotel furniture. XD Using my Hobo-no-Jutsu, I decide to steal some blankets from a moving-company garage and we sleep on an abandoned covered bridge over the river.

That was pretty cool. XD

Then we decided to take a horticulture class together (wtfbbq) and one of the guys magically grew a plant that grew contact lenses. O_________o Yeah, I think this is the least sensical thing anybody's ever done in my dreams... XP And, of course, he lost the seed, so everybody had to crawl around in the grass looking for it. The guy with the Frank Zappa nose eventually found it and wandered off to plant it. But first, he had to take a piss, and went to the little bathroom-block. I had to use my Ice-Fairy-no-Jutsu to magically blast this thing that tried to suck him through a paper-towel dispenser.

Then the bloody UPS guy rang, and the dogs woke me up. DAMMIT! I liked those guys. XP