I woke up too late to ask for the $10 for ramen and stuff at Eckerd's. D: Bah. I really didn't wanna hike down there and merely loiter. I like to eat and drink whilst I loiter. It's just not the same without a ginger ale in one hand and a Fifth Avenue in the other, I say!

I joined eHarmony for shits and giggles. They said there was no possible match for me, and it cracked me up. XD I refuse to be fitted so neatly into categories! Take that, computer, and take that, snotty eHarmony TV guy! I wonder what the divorce rate is for those couples on TV who pair up and marry in three months is? Probably pretty fucking high.

But I did flip through the personality profile for my "possible match" or "ideal man." They forgot to add a few key things. Like that my "ideal man" could be a man or a woman or a transgender. Or that perhaps it's best if he's polyamorous... because although nobody fancies me at all, I couldn't really imagine being tied down to one person for a very long amount of time. I believe that it's possible to love more than one person at a time.

The "possible match profile" thing said that the person would be a people-person, but still a loner and an individual. Okay, I can see that.

Helpful and compassionate toward others? I can see that.

Career man? Not so much. Unless that career is something that allows us to travel a whole hell of a fuckin' lot. Or it's volunteer work, like the Peace Corps. I could never stand being around people whose chief concern is money-earning and catching up at work and getting promoted. Greedy ambition is not the kind of ambition I admire.

Then again, I must wonder at the kind of person who would fancy me in the first place. XD I worry for their sanity nyan! Because, let's face it, folks, I'm not the romantic trophy-wife type that so many people seem to be set on finding. I hate children, I've no interest in being a career woman OR a housewife, fuck candy and flowers and sweet nothings, I'm obsessed with the idea on living on nothing, and I've got an incurable wanderlust.

I daydream about having a lot of friends, and that's realistic. Friends and best friends, I could certainly picture. But a boyfriend or a girlfriend or an itfriend! Perhaps a soul mate, but not a lover. I doubt soul mates exist, though. *shrug*