Proof of my total nerditude:

It's 3:03 AM.

I'm staying up until past 5:45 AM.

Why?

So I can watch Head (the Monkees movie).

Shaddap, the Monkees kick ass. :P

I hear they all got baked (along with Jack Nicholson and some other person) and started pitching random-as ideas into a tape recorder. AND THUS THE MOVIE WAS BORN.

I think the only movie that could be weirder is 200 Motels (Frank Zappa's movie). I caught part of it. I think that even if I watched it from the beginning, I would still have no idea what's going on... but I woulda enjoyed it anyway. XP I got to see Ringo-as-Frank and that was cute... would've liked to see Keith-as-a-nun, too.

I've got really bizarre, trippy movies I'd like to make. Unfortunately, I don't have a videocamera, I don't have money, and I don't have any friends to cast.

So until I've got any of those things, my filmmaking career is rather sunk, isn't it?

I don't think anybody would fund any of my movies. But that's cool--I could probably make a movie on the budget of "bring your own costumes and props".

The kinds of movies I think up:

Zombies--dead from various causes--sit around bitching and moaning about their lot in the afterlife (subtitled, of course, for human consumption).

A girl locked alone in an abandoned and supposedly haunted house. She has a very vivid imagination and her mind plays tricks on her. OR IS IT? [/cheesy]

Hitchhiking eccentrics abound.

Vampires.

Zombies.

Ghosts.

Creepy-crawlies.

I write about such odd things. It's a wonder anybody ever wants to read it. XP