Tonight was fun, and I'm sure I broke a few laws driving home. Like, I've only got a permit, so I'm not supposed to drive after 9 PM. XP And I'm supposed to have one sober adult in the car with me while I drive. Brian and Dad were both piss-drunk. But it was funny.

We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, where I pigged out on mozzarella sticks and Sprite and played several rounds of trivia games. I ended up #3 or #2 on most of them.

And I played against a Mitch! Believe it or not, but I actually got up and looked around for Mr Curlyhair. XD I am SUCH a loser.

Dad and Brian are still piss-drunk. They've been playing pool and poker all evening. So I was basically hanging out at the bar alone. Pretty cool. Some guy bought his girlfriends birthday presents--one was a Grateful Dead bear and one was an Elmo in a raincoat. And someone left a lighter on our table. I kept playing with it until the waitress took it away when I got up to go to the bathroom. XDDDD

My ass started hurting from sitting on a stool all that time, though, so I got up and started fiddling around with the crane machine. I lost $4 before I won a cute little husky. :3 I named it Buck, after the dog in The Call of the Wild. I was actually shooting for a little terrycloth blue cow, but Buck is just as cute~ X3

Dad totally pwned Brian in pool. Tommy's a pinball wizard and Dad is the pool wizard. XP We used to have a pool table, but we left it with my uncle John before we left Ohio fourteen years ago.

And Brian knocked over an ashtray into someone's seat--luckily, the poor woman was sitting on the edge of the chair. We all set about cleaning her off and cleaning her chair off and stealing another chair from a different table to replace it. XD Those people stared so hard at us.

All in all, a fun--if weird--night.

I only wish that Mitch fellow that I pwned so hard at trivia had really been Mr Curlyhair. But you can't win 'em all, can you?

I also signed up for eHarmony for shits and giggles. It says that there are no possible matches for me, and that just cracked me the hell up. XDDDDD I refuse to be tied down by studies, research, computer logic, and THE MAN! Bwahahahahaha! I shall not be so neatly packaged up!

But I am just a little disappointed that they didn't have anybody I could be friends with within a hundred miles of me. Fuck romance. I just want some friends to hang out with regularly, in real life. I honestly haven't got any who live in the same bloody area code as me. No one shares the same interests, nobody finds me charming or at least amusing, and no one appreciates my "eccentricities" (which is the nice way of saying "bloody insanity"). Perhaps I should leave the military town in which I live and go look somewhere else for friends.

I love my Intarwebz friends. Don't get me wrong. Love 'em very much. But sometimes, just sometimes, I'd like to be able to show them dirty magazines in the bookstore and share a laugh over it, or make fun of a movie together. Which is something you just can't do over the Internet.