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Friday, July 21, 2006

What, exactly, is the logic of making a refrigerator with a television in the door?

Seriously.

Was somebody stoned when they pitched that?

"Ohhhhhhhh. Man. I am so fucking high right now. Airplanes couldn't touch me. Angels would have trouble reaching me. Dude.. dude. You know what, dude? I could totally go for some ice cream. Or Twinkies. Tacos maybe. Ohh.... But I don't wanna miss Shining Time Station or Sesame Street. (Pass that joint, Frankie. Dude, don't bogart! Gimme!) D-du-dude! Dude! I know, I know, I know... we should, like, put a TV on the fridge. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?"

"Jim, stop bogarting my joint! Puff puff pass pass!"

"Fine... but we got to go to GE and pitch that."



More proof that we're all slaves to fucking technology.

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