You know a commercial I actually LIKE?

That one Orbit gum commercial with Snoop Dogg. I'm not particularly fond of Snoop's music, but I dunno--I like him. He's pretty cool by himself.

The commercial opens and he's talking at some kids' career day thing. "And that's what it's like to be a gangsta." The kids are staring at him with mouths hanging open.

Suddenly, a column of flame envelopes him and he's taken to Hell! The old devil ladies tell him that because he's such a dirty person, he'll be spending eternity with them. Then the Orbit Gum chick shows up and Snoop's dirty mouth is cleansed by Orbit, and he gets into Heaven with some hot angel chicks.

Best thing about this commercial? Look at the bottom of the screen next time. There's a disclaimer: "Orbit Gum will not get you into Heaven."

I find it so FUCKING HILARIOUS that they need to put a disclaimer there. Because, seriously. WHUT?