You know something I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to call up a random phone number at some ungodly hour in the early morning and ask them a question like, "Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppydogs' tails, and little girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, so what are transvestites and transsexuals made out of?" or "Suppose time disappeared and everything happened at once. What would you be doing?"

Just to confuse people.

I'm gonna try it someday, too. Just you watch. I'm gonna get bored of playing Neopets games and watching TV, and I'm gonna call up someone in Bumblefuck, Idaho, and ask, "What are they doing in Hyacinth House?" or some other weird-ass question. XP

Another thing that I've lately really wanted to do--dress up in a fairy costume, go downtown to the business district, and sprinkle fairy glitter on serious businessmen. Or whap them with a magic star wand or something. Or pass out flashcards with nonsensical sentences or civic advice on them.

It'll keep people on their goddamn feet, I'll tell you that much. Too many people go around their daily lives on fucking Autopilot, never really thinking about anything... I think doing something like that would wake them up, for however short a time.

And it'd be something to do, wouldn't it?

I'd have to do some fancy footwork to avoid the police for disturbing the peace or something... but it'd be fun.