Bit of Nerdiness from Leiko's Favorite Tabloid, the Weekly World News:

Dear Editor:We have a question.Remember the rock group The Monkees? How come they spelled their name that way, instead of the correct way, which is Monkies?

-N. and T. Grizelda, Clarksville, Miss.

If we answered, it would only make monkeys of you both.

I just about died laughing when I read that. I love Weekly World News.

More nerdiness:

Dear Editor: Do you believe in magic?

-J. Sebastian, Spoon, Fla.

Only when we see it in old-time movies.

I'd like to work for the Weekly World News, so I can sneak obscure, geeky references in there. Make up random shit and badly doctor photos. XD It would be the funnest thing evar!