eBay is a strange and wonderful place. Never bought a damn thing off of there--no interest in doing so, really--but I like visiting and window-shopping.

Among the strangest things I've seen (so far):

-A potato that rather resembles Pete. (If I had it, I would draw a little face on it and give it a little plastic guitar. I'm weird.)

-A tomato that rather resembles Pete. (I wonder if there's any veggies or fruits that look like Roger...?)

-A Cheeto shaped like the Yellow Submarine.

-A giant winged wooden penis. (Why the fuck would you buy a giant winged wooden penis to hang from your ceiling!?)

-The usual "Mary/Jesus/Devil Appeared on my Grilled Cheese/Other Food Item!" stuff. Weirdest out of this lot: The Devil on the back of someone's door, in a knot of wood. (I think they've been staring at their entry portals far too long if they realize that one knot of wood looks like Satan.)

-An aborted fetus in a jar. (Dude. I would buy that... just to freak people the hell out.)

-A penis in a jar. (I'm not even a guy and I just crossed my legs with the thought of such pain.)

-Coke with a dead rat in it. (Who would wanna buy that?!)

-Pictures of an airplane wing taken on the way to Disneyworld in 1964.

-Cheetos that resembled the Beatles. (Damn. People stare at their food too much.)

-Prayers to the angels, which could be found in any schmucktacular New-Age book these days.

So on and so forth.

Karen loves eBay. She buys all kinds of jewelry off there, and even did most of her Christmas shopping there last year.