I had a dream that some creepy semi-evil demon guy named Jerry dragged me to a movie theater and tied me to a seat so he could have someone to watch Snakes on a Plane with. XD For my trouble, he gave me one magical power of my choosing, and for some fucked-up reason, I chose control over metal. WTF? I'd want flight, or control over light or stone or something. D: Argh.

Anyway, Jerry let me go and vanished for a good part of the rest of the dream, wherein a blond guy with a tophat and long blue and red scarf kept following me around and dispensing sage advice and jelly beans. And I kept following around a Mysterious Dark-Haired Guy who rather reminded me of Jim Morrison. Except this guy had an extra set of "eyes" tattooed on his face below his normal ones. O_o

The Blond Guy and I followed him around a convenience store for a long time. The Mysterious Dark-Haired Guy said he owed me a favor for some reason, but he'd pay it later, and disappeared into thin air as I lunged for him for tackle-glomping-ness. XP The Blond Guy comforted me saying that I could tackle him anytime I wanted, then offered to take us on a beach vacation. And that woulda kicked ass, so I accepted. He owned this really ritzy condo on the beachfront and gave me the keys. I'm out on the deck one night and POOF, there's Jerry, the Blond Guy, and the Mysterious Dark-Haired Guy who tell me it's my job to go to superhero school and save the world. OMGWTFBBQ? Anyway, they hand me a school ID and all three of them decide to escort me there against my will (because I keep telling them that I'm a pacifist and I don't wanna fight and I'll sleep with Jerry if he'll take away my powers, which he stops and considers, but decides not to).

So they drop me off at this beautiful magic castle that's hidden a bit down the beach, with beautiful gardens and stuff, and I forgive them all for dragging me there because it's so lovely. Of course, I skip class and poke around the gardens and beach instead. The Blond Guy keeps appearing to tell me that it's not a good thing to skip class, but he really doesn't do anything to enforce it. In fact, he's riding around the boardwalk on a bike and sitting on the sand watches the waves come in. So I decide to hang around with him. BUT SUDDENLY, there's an evil ghost attacking and The Mysterious Dark-Haired Guy shows up, telling me that I can beat him because of magnetic... stuff. I don't understand it at all. But the Blond Guy said I had control over metal itself, not magnetism. Again, I don't get it at all. Jerry shows up and dispatches the ghost, then instructs me to get to gym class. I go in and people attack me with fucking swords. D: I immediately crumple them like tinfoil. The Blond Guy, wanting to play some more, says, "Okay, enough gym for the day. Let's go have recess!" So we trot off to the beach to mess around some more.

Jerry and The Mysterious Dark-Haired Guy follow after, complaining that I should be at school and I'll never learn how to use my powers right. We completely ignore them and go to the movies to watch Snakes on a Plane again. But I get miffed at some girl there who's apparently been picking on me and storm out. Jerry offers to seal her in a dark hellish dimension from which there is no escape, and I decide he's nice for offering, but I settle for fucking with her mind from afar thanks to The Mysterious Dark-Haired Man's apparent telepathic mindfuckery powers.

I like these guys. Jerry and The Mysterious Dark-Haired Man are kinda bossy, though. D:

God dammit, why can't my friends in my dreams exist in real life? The situations in which they appear wouldn't have to happen, but I'd just love to meet them. Particularly Nosey, John, and the three guys from today. FRIIIIIIIIENDS. *makes grabby hands*