Waaah! I wanted The Guy with the Big Nose to show up last night this morning, but he never did. *SNIFFLE!*

Instead, my dream-friends this time were a robot who strongly resembled Bender from Futurama and some dark-haired surfer guy who split his time between a very large white house and a junky little station wagon. He was nice, though; I really liked him. We rode around town in his junky little station wagon. I don't know what he was doing in Fayetteville, because we're two hours from the ocean, and about 3,000 miles away from any GOOD waves. Unless there's a hurricane.

Anyway, the Bender lookalike stepped out early to go find a liquor store (see? I told you he was like Bender!) and we went to this restaurant inside a gigantic platform tent. It was something like "Amazon Cuisine". WTF? Bugs and leaves? I dunno, we were too busy fooling around with the other patrons to eat, then we skipped out on the bill by sliding through an open back flap of the tent. I liked that guy. He was silly. ♥ Though I wish The Guy with the Big Nose would come back, too. OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL CN NE1 SAY 3SUM?

*coughs*

Anyway, The Surfer Guy decided we'd blow off this Important Photoshoot he had in the morning and we'd take a vacation in the raggedy-ass station wagon. To where, we didn't know. Destination isn't what's important, it's the journey. *nods sagely* It was cool, though. *glomps Surfer Guy* ♥

P.S.: I would be out hanging my God's Eyes on trees, but I don't feel like moving any further than the kitchen. Happy Week of Massive Bleeding, everyone. *passes out*