Words that I think Should Be Banned from the English Language as a Whole:

-Bling.

-Hoes, when not referring to the piece of gardening/farming equipment.

-Moist.

-Spewn.

-Anything ending in "izzle," unless referring to Miss Frizzle from The Magic School Bus, because she was cool. Or "sizzle."

-"Dawg." Using that spelling.

-"Thang."

-"Homey." Unless my uncle is using it sarcastically.

-"You go girl."-White women calling one another "girlfriend."

-Loins.

-Doodie, doodoo, and any such word related to it.

-Whammy, unless referring to the gameshow.

-Any intentionally-misspelled word--such as "dawg", "tha", "noize", the replacing of simple two-letter words with numbers, or any pluralized word ending in a "z."

-"Turlet." It's a GODDAMN TOILET. Alternately, a crapper, a shitter, the porcelain god, etc. But it's not a "turlet", dammit.

-"Faith-based initiative."

-The dismissive use of "schm"--such as "phone, schmone" or "taxes, schmaxes."

-Chillax.

-Anything ever uttered by Napoleon Dynamite. While we're at it, I would like every single copy of this film purged from the planet and the knowledge of its existence banned. What a fucking overrated movie.

-CHATSPEAK of any kind. Use proper English, spelling, and REAL WORDS, dammit!

Come up with some of your own, folks! I'm sure you can think of some!