Dear Flirter Person:

No, saying that your mother would like me doesn't really impress me. It makes me point and laugh. You're 20something years old, I've put a lot of clever snarks, jokes, and semi-deep thought into my profile, and the best you can think of to say to me is "My mother would like you!"?

Please try again.

Proving Just How Picky Some Chicks Can Be,

Leiko

P.S. Would it hurt you guys to put up some information about your, y'know, personality? I'm not interested in reading a mere physical description of yourself and a vague "I might want kids someday and I like drinking" blurb. I'm interested in knowing something MORE so that I could deem whether you're worth further exploration or not. Of course, everyone is worthy of my love and friendship, but I still would like to find a friend and a confidant, and I'm so desperate I've finally just popped online to look. XP

P.P.S. Fuck you, place4friends. There's no way to contact these people that I DO find interesting, short of buying a big paid account. >:( And I'm simply too poah to afford that.