Dinnertime conversation:

Me: Dad told me that Jill (my brother's girlfriend) is pregnant.
Mom: Yeah. Due in March.
Stepsibling #1: You know what that makes Amy (my mother)? Grandma!
Mom: (to me) You know what that makes you?
Me: What?
Mom: AUNTIE EM! *hums Wicked Witch theme*
Me: I wanted to be Glinda. :(

Yeah, my real name is Emily, so I guess it does make me Auntie Em. Much as I hate the prospect of being an aunt to anybody... but I saw it coming SOMEDAY. I don't want children myself and seek to be sterilized as soon as I can, but my brother's always wanted some kids, so I knew that someday, I'd wind up as Auntie Em. XP

I'm going to be the crazy aunt, though. ...Actually, really, I'll be the kid's ONLY aunt, because it's only Josh and I. No more siblings. So I'm going to be the crazy bitch aunt who tree-sits, attends CodePINK protests, and tells the kid how to grow marijuana in a darkened closet. :3 Ufufufufufufufu! I bet they won't want me over babysitting. Good. I hate babysitting.