I always wonder what happens when somebody buys some bizarre thing off of eBay that's been advertised as "a great conversation piece!" What kind of conversations do you have over a six-foot-long winged wooden penis? (I'm not kidding--I saw this once. WTF?)

"So, uh... Jim... why do you have a six-foot-long winged wooden penis hanging from your ceiling?"

"So I can have this conversation. Over and over and over again."

One must wonder...